The Airplane

The airplane, the worst place in the world

I arrive at the airport

I walk inside and start to feel nauseated

I look at the lady behind the desk

Try to check in but for some reason there is a problem

Apparently i’m on the no fly list

When you were forty two you accidently brought scissors on a plane.

Can’t these people tell im only fourteen.

I wait an hour in a worn out lobby seat

I sit there and wait and before I know it my phone is dead

The plane is delayed and i'm stuck here longer

After what seems like a lifetime the plane finally arrives

I wait in line and get inside realising I have nine hours of hell ahead of me

Im greeted by some flight attendants who don't want to be there

I sit in my seat and take a deep breath of putrid oxygen

More and more people walk past hitting me with their bags

The plane starts to shake and we start to lift off and

I realise i’m stuck in the air for the rest of my night

I look out the window and remember the beginning of “LOST”

I ask for some water but the water is stale

I go to the bathroom and the plane gets turbulence

I come back to my seat and hope its all done

But its only been twenty minutes of unbearable “fun”