Act 2 Scene 4 Mercutio's thoughts

I kept asking my self where in god's name is Romeo. Tybalt apparently sent him a message telling him that he wanted to "beat him up with my sword." I took the opportunity to take at him, I wanted to show him that I can take him instead of Romeo since he was gone. Romeo finally showed after a while, but he was all depressed and it was because of that Rosaline girl, I don't know why he is so into her still. I wanted to make him feel better so I threw some jokes out and it worked a little bit. After a few jokes this nurse lady comes to meet Romeo and boy she looked ridiculous. I thought it would be funny to flirt with her and mock her. Then Romeo ruins my fun by taking her aside but serious why did Romeo do it, I was having fun. Oh well.